Help me Mr. Sammy answer no.1

Here is Sammy's letter for abused:

Dear abused,

I'm sorry for your painful life. But here's the truth of our diet, every dog should have tasty, delicious food about 8 times a day. Your owner does and will not ever understand this, so you should go ahead and do what a true dog can do. (steal from countertops)

food pyramid:

dog food: forget it!
shoes: 4 times a day
sweet food: 8 times a day







So good luck, and remember you are the best canine!

                                                                                 -Mr. Sammy


P.S. When you done with your first stealing, Go ahead and steal the cat's tuna!