good-bye tesla lovers:(

after a long time of not posting any posts, I'll have to say farewell to all my fellow fans. It was a great honor to have this blog, but I might have to start a new one. So goodbye, farewell, adios, chow, ariivadirchi, aurevoir, dobizennia.

cloning the extinct: can we do this?

There's still hope for extinct species. But there's more to that than watching Jurrasic park, and I'd say, to clone, or not to clone, that is the question. Now I want to do that as a science project. But I can't. Only if a group of cloners that have the same goal as mine hear my plea, I'd take the job!

My bad fashion story

I used to be a fashion model! (not just any fashion model, but a very popular one!) I was a 12 in fashion out of 1 to 10 on a scale. But one day, every thing changed. I was going to be on the biggest fashion magazine in America, but they brought in peach cobbler in a tutu and they decided to use that cobbler to fill my shoes! From now on I'll wear laterhosen pants till the peach cobbler retires, or expires in mold.



                                               

help me mr. sammy answer no. 4

Dear Eli, (a.k.a addicted to barking)


I'm sorry for your trouble, in fact I have the same problem. Here's how I solved it.

Your treats:

Your favorite food is a great way to tempt you to stop barking! It could be any thing: an ear of corn, a hot dog, or even a 40 pound wedding cake!

And if you still want to bark, be patient. Wait till your owners leave the house, then start barking as loud as you can! Soon every dog in town will be barking up a storm!

Good luck and remember, you are the best canine!   -Mr. sammy


P.S. No cats? oh well.

blue iguanas: back from the brink!

The pretty blue lizard is now not extinct, but removed from the critically endangered list! There used to be less than 30 of them left in the wild, now there's 750! The herpetologists that study and protect blue iguanas are trying to make the population over 1,000 lizards.

Circus cruelty

I wish to start my own circus but there is one problem: don't go to even go to the ringling brothers to see the circus acts!  Life is miserable for the animals and the circus only cares about the money.

Owl Spell!

Have you wizards ever wondered what it's like to be one of your fine feathered friend, the owl? Watch this video!

help me Mr. Sammy letter no. 4

Eli Maximus (4lb , 5 year old pomerian)- I can't stop myself from barking at any noise I hear, even if I did just see one of my humans walk toward the bathroom when I hear the bathroom door close or open I can't help but start barking. Don't even get me stated on how I bark when someone comes in the front door, even if I know them I go crazy barking. I can't stop myself. I've tried the getting yelled at method, the getting sprayed with water method, the bark collar, the being put in a crate every time I bark, and I've even tried the getting spanked with a news paper roll. I don't know what to do! Help me Mr. Sammy!

Addicted to Barking in Oklahoma

a true Love Spell

Love spells are the most popular spells around. Here's one I made:

you will need:

• 3 red candles 
• 5 red rose petals
• 1 bay leaf
• a voice
• jasmine oil 
• pestle 
• bowl 
• picture of the one you love

1. light the candles and mix the bay leaf and the petals with a pestle 
2. chant these words: My honey, my dear, lets make it clear, forgive me in this time of year, hope you can hear in your ear, I hope you can see, so mote it be.
3. burn the leaf and the petals and mix the ashes with jasmine oil. Then pour the mixed oil on the picture of the one you love
4. don't despair if it doesn't work, you have to believe in magic for all spells to work.

that's all for now, bye!

speak out for New Zeland Sea Lions

You should know about Endangered Species. One example is the New Zealand Sea Lion. They Could go extinct in less then 30 years! To learn more visit www.wwf.org.nz/

help me Mr. Sammy answer no.3

Dear scheduled,

It happens all time, they play with you, and then they start focusing on TV. So let's get started!

1. pull the cord off the TV and chew it into 2
2. those couch potatoes will roll off the couch and start playing with you!
3. have fun!

Good luck and remember you are the best canine!

                                                                                  -Mr. Sammy



P.S. How about a good old game of "chase the cat"

Help me Mr. Sammy letter no.3

Dear Mr. Sammy,

I love Play Every day! But something awful happened! My owners turned into couch potatoes! The TV has controlled them! I need your help! Help me Mr. Sammy!



scheduled in South Carolina

P.S. the cat is also a couch potato


We'll hear from Sammy Soon!

Say no to puppy mills!

This is very important to know, never to buy a dog from a pet store! Here's why:

Thanks a lot

Help me Mr. Sammy answer no.2

Dear costumed,

I hate dressing up too, and it does lose our dignity. Here's an example of a costume escape:

Reindeer: A holiday favorite costume, and an easy escape. It's simple just take a bow like your ready to play, paw a little on the headband, and shake it off!

And if you count your collar as a costume, you'll be in the dog pound!

good luck and remember, you are the best canine!

                                                                                      -Mr. Sammy

P.S. give the cat a costume, a crate costume!

I need to make a dog shelter!

I need to make a Dog shelter! Because I should help lost dogs find New homes, and help dogs that couldn't be taken care of by their owners. I need your help now! I volunteer at an animal shelter so I have some experience with dogs. I'll need $20,000 for the shelter. This is not a scam. Soon I'll have an E-book you can buy about dog care before you bring home a pooch. So remember, shelter adoption is your #1 option!

Solar eclipse dragon!

Dear Tesla lovers,

Have you ever played Dragonvale? Well I got a solar eclipse dragon! they're very rare, and you should not stare in their eyes. They might burn your eyes!













That's all for now! bye!

Help me Mr. Sammy letter no. 2

this is another letter from some dog in Colorado:

Dear Mr. Sammy,

My owners love to dress me up in costumes. Their favorite is a tutu. But here's the thing.... I lost my dignity! I'm the neighborhood laughingstock! I need you help! Help me Mr. Sammy!

                                                                                                       -costumed in Colorado

P.S. My owner's cat doesn't wear clothes





We'll hear from Sammy soon!

Thank you Tesla viewers!

I would like to thank you for giving me about 200 views in 3 days! It's a great honor to have this blog for you to enjoy. I hope you see this to say thank you. :)  Please come back soon!

The birthstone of January

Dear Tesla lovers,

Today Were Going to talk about the Garnet (my birthstone)

facts:

• the garnet is sometimes given on 2nd or 6th Wedding Anniversaries
• Garnet is Believed to regulate the heart and blood flow and aid of curing depression
• Garnet is found everywhere!
• Garnet makes great Jewelry due to how hard they are and their color  

I also want garnet for my birthday



have a good day!

Chocolate chip cookies DIY

Dear Tesla lovers,

What would you like to eat? how about a cookie? (I got this recipe from a beginner's cookbook)

You will need:

• 1/2 cup of butter
• 1/2 cup of sugar 
• 1/2 cup of brown sugar
• 1 egg
• 1/2 tsp. of vanilla
• chocolate chips
• 1 1/4 cups of flour 
• 1/2 tsp. baking soda 

1. grease 2 cookie sheets with butter. Turn your oven on to 350*F 
2. put the white and brown sugar, as well as butter into a large bowl and beat it until it's light and fluffy
3. crack open the egg into a small bowl and stir with vanilla. Add the egg mixture to the sugar mix 
4. mix together the flour, and baking soda in the large bowl, then mix the chocolate chips in the mixture, then put spoons of dough on the cookie sheet
5. flatten the cookies with a fork, then bake the cookies for 10-15 min. 
6. leave the cookies for a few minutes Then transfer them to a wire rack to cool

 Enjoy!

Help me Mr. Sammy answer no.1

Here is Sammy's letter for abused:

Dear abused,

I'm sorry for your painful life. But here's the truth of our diet, every dog should have tasty, delicious food about 8 times a day. Your owner does and will not ever understand this, so you should go ahead and do what a true dog can do. (steal from countertops)

food pyramid:

dog food: forget it!
shoes: 4 times a day
sweet food: 8 times a day







So good luck, and remember you are the best canine!

                                                                                 -Mr. Sammy


P.S. When you done with your first stealing, Go ahead and steal the cat's tuna!
                                                                           

Help me Mr. Sammy Letter no.1

To those who don't know who Sammy is, he is my dog! Here's a letter that was sent to him from Alabama:

Dear Mr.Sammy,

I hate dog food! Dog food every day! D-o-g-f-o-o-d! All the time it's dog food! I hate that word! I hate eating it! My owner gives me dog food any way! Help me Mr.Sammy!


                                                                            -abused in Alabama


P.S. My owner always gives his cat tuna

P.P.S. The cat never shares 


We'll hear from Sammy soon!