Tuesday, April 30, 2013

good-bye tesla lovers:(

after a long time of not posting any posts, I'll have to say farewell to all my fellow fans. It was a great honor to have this blog, but I might have to start a new one. So goodbye, farewell, adios, chow, ariivadirchi, aurevoir, dobizennia.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

cloning the extinct: can we do this?

There's still hope for extinct species. But there's more to that than watching Jurrasic park, and I'd say, to clone, or not to clone, that is the question. Now I want to do that as a science project. But I can't. Only if a group of cloners that have the same goal as mine hear my plea, I'd take the job!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

My bad fashion story

I used to be a fashion model! (not just any fashion model, but a very popular one!) I was a 12 in fashion out of 1 to 10 on a scale. But one day, every thing changed. I was going to be on the biggest fashion magazine in America, but they brought in peach cobbler in a tutu and they decided to use that cobbler to fill my shoes! From now on I'll wear laterhosen pants till the peach cobbler retires, or expires in mold.



                                               

Saturday, February 16, 2013

help me mr. sammy answer no. 4

Dear Eli, (a.k.a addicted to barking)


I'm sorry for your trouble, in fact I have the same problem. Here's how I solved it.

Your treats:

Your favorite food is a great way to tempt you to stop barking! It could be any thing: an ear of corn, a hot dog, or even a 40 pound wedding cake!

And if you still want to bark, be patient. Wait till your owners leave the house, then start barking as loud as you can! Soon every dog in town will be barking up a storm!

Good luck and remember, you are the best canine!   -Mr. sammy


P.S. No cats? oh well.

blue iguanas: back from the brink!

The pretty blue lizard is now not extinct, but removed from the critically endangered list! There used to be less than 30 of them left in the wild, now there's 750! The herpetologists that study and protect blue iguanas are trying to make the population over 1,000 lizards.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Circus cruelty

I wish to start my own circus but there is one problem: don't go to even go to the ringling brothers to see the circus acts!  Life is miserable for the animals and the circus only cares about the money.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Owl Spell!

Have you wizards ever wondered what it's like to be one of your fine feathered friend, the owl? Watch this video!